#1 and holding for the 125th straight week!

Li Han Woo

Wanted for:
Smelling of lutefisk (12 counts)

Impersonating a lounge lizard in a piano bar

Being ugly in a no ugly zone

Creeping with intent to crawl

Immoral co-habitation with Sven Van de Woo

Eating Pyron's black crayon

Drinking Old Milwaukee beer (shudder)

                               TEAM BATTLETECH
Kelton "Kel-Tuhn" Flynn: Ringleader of the Kesmai Gang.(originator)
Wanted for:
 
Contributing to the delinquency of adults

 Authoring and designing the insidious cyber-drug Multiplayer Battletech

 Frank "Hoady" Coker: Dictator and resident slave driver (producer)
Wanted for:

Having an autographed picture of Bill Gates on his desk

Becomming "mumble mouthed" when announcing release dates

Keith "Strong-Arm" Young: Hired muscle and pit boss(Lead Programmer)

Wanted for:

"Pixel Pushing" in a schoolyard

Spiking the watercooler with No-Doze in the interest of increased         productivity

Rea "spiral" Klosky: Enforcer and resident knee breaker(Quality Assurance)

Wanted for:

 Playing the dobroe while the programmers scream "My code crashed!"

Yelling "PARTY !!!! I got the company gold card!"

Tony "boot" Wetmore: Code kludger and numbers runner (Programmer)

Wanted for:

Uncontrolable finger extension in the presense of The Bloody Clans

 Uttering "That's not a bug... that's a feature!"

Carlos "Solrac" Garcia: Byte twister and protection (Programmer)
Wanted for:

 Unsportsmanlike conduct with a nockwurst at Mader's

 Uttering "Thats a lot of polygons to display..."

Shizuka "Divine Wind" Tanaka: Code squeezer and shill (Programmer)

Wanted for:

 Hustling three card monty in the lunchroom

 "I got you out of trouble Phil.. Look what I did to the Locusts."

 Greg "Boom Boom" Kettell: Kludge co-ordinator (Programmer)
Wanted for:

 Lewd and lascivious acts with a plate of saurbraten at Mader's

 Aiding and abetting pixel pushing

 Phil "Monkey Doomhammer" DeLuca: Front man, Shylock (Product Support)
Wanted for:

 Criminal neglect of E-Mail

 Aiding and abetting "soon.."

 Criminal tresspass on a Bloody Clans pizza joint

 Steve "Yarmoor" Marvin: Front Man, Shyster (Product Support)
Wanted for:

 "Never mind the keyboard lay-out, they'll get used to it."

 "not in this version...."

 "We checked.... the problem must be on your end"

If sighted these individuals should be approached with extreme derision!

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